The WIRE drinking game:

“Are you fed up with the relentless self serving publicity of pop personalities and their innuendo laced tunes? Dane Bowers and J.Lo, we’re looking in your direction. Would you rather listen to two hours of scraping noises punctuated by the occasional whooshing sound, made by a bald guy in a dank basement in Vienna/Cologne/Chicago? If the answer is yes to any of these, chances are you read the WIRE.”