As above, so below (the fold)

Paul: can you get them to drop the whole tabbed thing? it’s remarkably dumb

Helen: i know..

Paul: tabs for, OMG, two whole items!

Paul: what, there’s two of them?

Paul: it’s an information design crisis!

Paul: quick, call the tab inspectors, they’ll know what to do!

Helen: but we can’t go into FOLD TWO

Helen: don’t you care about the FOLD?

Paul: did someone seriously say fold two?

Helen: no

Helen: i made it up

Paul: phew

Helen: but you know they’re all thinking it