You have read the latest Harry Potter book, haven't you?

You have read the latest Harry Potter book, haven’t you? You’re not just being arsey and ‘individual’ because everyone else likes it, are you? Pah. Go and buy it -you’ll love it. Although you should read the others, first. Already done that? Good. Go visit the Bloomsbury Harry Potter site, where you can sign up to receive a birthday email from JK Rowling (oooh!) and send Owlers and Howlers (aaah!). Irredeemable Muggles (sorry): you can get away with using the password “Hedwig”. Although I’ll probably be expelled for telling you that ;)