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Wedding guest lies


LJ: “I used to play in the school jazz band, don’t you know? Third trumpet, I was. Third trumpet. Never played a solo in me life. We were awfully good, though. Watermelon Man, In The Mood, Basin Street Blues, all the classics. Once played at a soiree in Longleat House, don’t you know? Mostly school fetes, though. Yes, yes, school fetes, school fetes…”