Porn Coconut Co

Tuesday, 27 August 2002

Extract from Once More, With Feeling, in which two twentysomethings from the Erotic Review decide to make the “greatest porn film ever seen”.

“Two hours later, we cut the evil uncles from the script… as we pack up our props and Vicky throws the party hats in the bin, she becomes emotional again – over the supermarket chicken. In the end, what did this animal’s life amount to? Bred in battery conditions, stuffed with hormones, then killed by machine for somebody’s Sunday lunch. And then it wasn’t even anybody’s lunch. It was bought to be fisted by a sex worker. And he didn’t turn up, so the chicken (shall we call him Terry?) was thrown in a bin. Yes, you’re right, we could have taken Terry home and eaten him – but we don’t have an oven in our rented flat, and he’s already covered in preparatory KY jelly.”